The true meaning of love is simple. We all have the capacity to be strong. But there are times when the events of life become too much to bear. When we think our shoulders will give way and that we will be crushed by the pressures of our world. We have someone there to share the burden and to reassure us that we are not alone.
If only you knew what happens when just the thought of you crosses my mind.
If I could only tell you that you drive me crazy. That you hold a place in my heart and my mind. That I wish I could simply stare at you and listen to the words slip across your lips. And as I watch those words I envy them cause I would do anything to slip pass them to touch your beautiful lips.
I see in you everything you do and how you do it and I’m in awe to others your just a woman but to me your so much more. Your an idea an idea that there is someone out there that could right for me and that I could be right for
It was at one of those charity events raising money for those dying kids, that everyone knows is dying but pretend aren’t dying but honestly you wouldn’t get a free trip to DisneyWorld if you werent knock, knock, knocking on heaven’s door. But the main point was to remind the world that the clebs in attendance were still alive and well.
That’s where this picture was taken. It goes with those other great pictures like the one with Nixon shaking hands with a very high Elvis Presley, or any picture with OJ Simpson and a white woman that made you say ” I wish I knew what was going on behind the scene!?” Well your in luck cause I’ll tell you but trust me you wont believe it.
As the day at the charity event dragged on and B- listers made it a point to be scene and C and D listers cried for some kind of acknowledgement as if they were some sort of spirit that could only exist if they had constant praise shined upon them. Slash one of the best Hebrew ax men alive approached Betty Americas favorite Golden Girl, and coyly asked her if she’d like to see his “snake”? Her reply was simple and sharp ” I’ve seen all shapes and sizes dear but the bar is out of gin and my coke guy is late so why not?” This of course caught him off guard he could always get the best of Duffy or Axel ( usually by hiding the latter’s headbands) but this was not what he expected. He needed to save face so he reached under his trademark hat and produced an eight foot long boa he lovingly called ” Mr. To Hell With Grunge Rock and Seattle Sucks Anyway!” or Archie for short.
As Archie wrapped himself around the pair they shared a good life and traded a few stories. Slash talked about spending hours on finding the right skintight leggings to wear one night to go do a show on the Blvd only to find the perfect pair and see Vince Neil wearing the exact same pair. Betty regaled him in tales of old Hollywood and the wild nights with Rock Hudson and how if he was a “pink cigarette” ( what the called gays in the era) then he had to be 10x the actor Brando could ever hope to be!
Finally I had the courage to snap this photo for the ages to enjoy this classic moment for all time. Once I was done they shared a few more stories and some laughs hugged and began to go their separate ways, but just before she walked into the distance she turned and said ” By the way great snake but Flip Wilson had one twice as long and thicker too!” to this day I’m not sure what she meant by that but I try not to dwell on it.